“Pervert’s Special Holiday” Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Ok
We′re now going to play for you "Penguin In Bondage"
"T'Mershi Duween," and
Go out, go out of "T′Mershi Duween" into "RDNZL"
Think about it for a minute, see if you can execute that
You can do that? Ok
"T'Mershi Duween" goes into "RDNZL"
Oh, calm yourself, ready?


Tell you right now, folks this is a song for perverts
One of the problems in society today is that
Nobody is writing enough songs for the perverts, you know?
So if any of you people have a blue pencil or a lipstick
And a brown paper bag, write a song for a pervert
Make him or her happy this week
Especially on Halloween, pervert's special holiday
To every pervert in the audience tonight
We dedicate this to you
Take it away, Ruth, are you ready?