Oh‐Umm Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Ohh, umm, hmm
That′s how long I've been here
I′ve been here ever since, ever since it got dark I've been here
How did you get in my home? This is my piano
How did you get in here?
I thought it was my piano
It's mine
Since when?
Since about 10 years ago its mine
You sure?
Yes positivly
No, it was mine
This is a small place, you must be blind you know
Where were you at? Could have been one nine...
No, it couldn′t have been one-nine-oh...
It couldn′t have been any more...
How about try, just try G...
How did you happen to get in here?
My mother said to me
You're a bad boy, Louis the Turkey
You′d better, you'd you you you′d better go on E and stay on E
And you'll never see the world...
You′re a bad boy 'cause you went to the bathroom on the floor you know?
Did they make you clean it up?
No they made me eat it
Ooh