Monday Show 2 Start Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Testing
Okay, your eight closest relatives, The Mothers

Hello
Hey, what′s happening?

Good evening


Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
Okay
Ladies and gentlemen, Bruce Fowler on trombone
Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals
Ruth Underwood on percussion
Ralph Humphrey on drums
Chester Thompson on drums
Tom Fowler on bass
George Duke on keyboards

(Where's the guitarist, man)

Well, so much for our dynamic opening event
We′re gonna start off with a song that, ah, is about...
Well, it's not exactly about, but actually, I'll wait until they′re finished tuning up

This is a song called "Penguin In Bondage" and it′s about, not a real penguin
But a person that sounds like a penguin
And not exactly bondage but a conceptual sort of bondage that
Well, it's not really like tying somebody up
Well, it′s just sorta like a bond of age with a penguin
You ready?