Jewish Princess Songtext
von Frank Zappa

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (wee-ohh)
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma (phh)
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I need a hairy little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes (wee-ohh)
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess (shh)
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don′t want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking (wee-ohh)
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that′s snappin'


All up inside
I just want a Princess to ride
Awright, back to the top, everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
A grinder, a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess (hey-oh)
With Titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n′ lies

For two or three nights
Won′t someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won′t someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites