He’s So Gay Songtext
von Frank Zappa

He′s so gay (he's so gay)
He′s very, very gay
He's so gay (he's gay)
And he likes to be that way

With his keys all on the right
He′s into rubber every night
He′s so gay
He's almost everyone today

He′s okay (he's okay)
He′s got a role he wants to play
He's okay
He′s just a cowboy for a day

Of course his evening's not complete
Without some meat in the seat
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today (well, well, now)


Maybe he wants a little spanking
Maybe he′ll eat a little chain
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Into drops of golden rain
Uh-oh, let′s mine the harbor, ooh

He's so gay (he′s so gay)
He rules the city in a way
You could say (you could say)
It's sorta different today

All the taffeta and chintz
And every leather boy′s a prince
Hey, hey, hey!
Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him tomorrow!
Maybe you′ll get a chance to borrow (borrow)
His bouquet and maybe later
Maybe later we'll all be gay!

Do you really wanna hurt me?