Galoot Update Songtext
von Frank Zappa

GALOOT
GALOOT, GALOOT
GALOOT, GALOOT
CO-LOG-NUH
GALOOT, GALOOT
De KILLER CO-LOG-NUH
GALOOT
GALOOT, GALOOT
GALOOT, GALOOT
CO-LOG-NUH

GALOOT, GALOOT
De KILLER CO-LOG-NUH, that′s right
De KILLER CO-LOG-NUH, that's right
Well, de gubnint dint fine out rights away ′bout
De 'MAMMY NUNS'

Dat′s right
De ′MAMMY NUNS'


Well, dey′s too damn excited 'bout de sissies dey was knockin′ off
'N workin′ up an uncreedable variety of theoretical scenarios
To explain away how come de fagnits all be croakin' at de same time in—
NOVEMBER

De month o' NOVEMBUH, reekin′ of tainted CO-LOG-NUM
Dey booked in de heavy pseudo re-LIJ-mus talent to pronunciate de doc-TRINE of BIBLICAL RETRIBUTIUM
Moving the project forward

Figgin′ dat to be
Da-da-dee-dahh

A sho-fi' explumation, suitable fo′
Domestical
Assuagement


Natchilly, a substantial number o' severely ignint white folks went fo′ it, hook, line, 'n shrinker
By dat time, de ′MAMMY NUNS' had already sprouted dem 'tato heads
′N was in de process of growin′ out dey nakkins
Also, by a peculiar corinsidence, we's all up fo′ PAROLE at de SAME TIME
That's right! You figgit out
Once we′s out DE JOINT, we faced a hard time in de depressium
Couldn't get no ′sembly line woik, 'n since de nakkins we's wearin′ atch′ly be GROWIN' outs our bodies
We was labelled as ′over-qualified' fo′ janitorical deployment
Onliest good thang 'bout bein′ a 'MAMMY NUN' is we be mo-less UN-destructable
Whatever dey done whiffed up befo′ don′t do SHIT to us now
Fact, we jes mights be de onliest thangs left walkin' in de U.S.A., now de MYS′TRY RE-ZEASE gone outa control
Just like you

Just like you! I see some of y'all be FROWNIN′
'Cause mebbe y′think what I's tellin' ya′ is a LIE! How ′bout it, folks?
Whatcha say? Is dat right?
Yes, it sho' is

Well, les′ jes' have a test
How many o′ you nice folks think I knows what I's talkin′ 'bout? RAISE Y'HAIN UP! Uh-huh
An′ how many thinks my potato been bakin′ too long? RAISE YO MIZZABLE HAIN UP! Uh-huh
Now
How many you folks is CONVINCED de gubnint be totally 'UNCONCERNED′ wit de proliferatium o' UNDESIRABLE TENANTS in de CONDOMINIUM o′ LIFE?
An' how many folks believe THEY number won′t come up, next time de breeze blow fum de Easterly directium?
Les' face it, peoples! Ugly as I mights be, I AM YO' FUTCHUM
′Les y′all prefer 'permanent storage′ or a condo in ATLANTIS
They could really get down there

Dey could really GET DOWN dere, but, I's de only protexium you got
Now, durin′ de intromissium, de SISTERS be sellin' some MASH POTATOES in de lobby, right over by de—
PYRAMID

In de vicinity o′ de
SQUID DECOR

'Neath de planet o' de big ol′ giant
Underwater door

A generous good-will offerin′ are REQUIRED
Jes' let yo′ conscience be yo' guide
BLUE LIGHT

Jes′ follow de BLUE LIGHT, down de aisle to de potatoes durin' de intromissium
Light, light, light, light... BLUE
Light, light, light, light... BLUE
BLUE LIGHT
BLUE LIGHT

An′ while y'all be thinkin' about de blue light, an′ y′all be decidin' whether or not yo′ immunity gwine hold up 'til de end o′ de show
I's ′bout to address myseff to de re-educatement o' dem silly muthafuckers over deahhh
You can't even speak your own fucking language

What on urf do you mean: ′MY LANGUAGE′? I got yo language hangin', boy
′Long wif a two-week supply of IGNINT McNUGGET, de breakfast o' champiums
Don′t let your meat loaf! Huh-huh-huh

Huh? Kiss my McNUGGET
Your micro-nanette

Y'all kin kiss my micro-nanette too
BLU

Don′t forget de GALOOT
CO-LOG-NUHHHHHH

GALOOT COLOGNUM