Bondage Intro Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Thank you
Brian, I could use some little bit more monitor
Hello, hello
Can you turn up anymore than that?
Hello, hello, hey, good God, I′m up here
Alright, let's see, what do we do now?


Alright, pardon me, folks
The name of this song is Penguin in Bondage
And it′s a song that deals with the possible variations on a basic theme
Which is, well, you understand what the basic theme is
And then the variations include...
Maneuvers that might be executed with aid of extraterrestrial gratification
And devices which might or might not be supplied in a local department store
Or perhaps a drug store
But at very least in one of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the back pages of the free press

This song suggest to these suggestable listener that the ordinary procedure
That I'm circumlocuting at this present time in order to get this text in television, is that
If you wanna do something other than what you thought that you were gonna do when you first took you clothes off
And you just happen to have some devices around
Then, it's not only okay to get into the paraphernalia of it all, but...
Hey...

What do you say, are you ready?
I have them
I bet you do too, don′t you?