Artificial Rhonda Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Don′t look Ob'dewlla! It′s too horrible
I b'lieve the motherfucker 'bout to ask that rubber girl to dance
Hey, good-lookin′!
See! I told ya!
May I have this dance?
Motherfucker barf me right on outta here, an′ gag me with a spoon!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?
Yow!

I got a girl with a little rubber head (Rubber head, rubber head)
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed (Go to bed, go to bed)
She never talk back like a lady might do (Woah)
An′ she looks like she loves it every time I get through (He he he he)
And her name is
A (A) R (R) T (T) I (I)
F (F) I (I) C (C), I cry
A (A) L (L), don't be shy!
Artificial Rhonda
With the plastic pie


Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face (Make a face, make a face)
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!
Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack
′N I can poot it, I can shoot it 'til it makes her gag!
And her name is
A (A) R (R) T (T) I (I)
F (F) I (I) C (C), I cry
A (A) L (L), don′t be shy!
Artificial Rhonda
With the plastic pie

Boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before he go to bed
He gonna grow up, ′n marry that trash
With an ugly rubber head, an′ a 'flateable gash

She just the kinda girl this sucker might need
He′s a little bit dumb, people, yes indeed
The boy wanna 'Rhonda′, just for himself
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin′ be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin′ be lef′
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin′ be lef'
She gonna take what he got ′til nothin' be lef′
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef′
She gonna take what he got ′til nothin' be lef′