All Skate/Dun‐Dun‐Dun (the Finnish hit single) Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Well, I think what we′re gonna do right now is make something up
One time only
For this audience here
Ian will start it off

Cowbell

Dunt-dun-dun

And how about you, folks, why don't you try and sing along with this song?
All you have to do is go
Dunt-dun-dun

It′s just like you know in the monster movies, when the monster comes out
It's the part... It's the part that the cello section always does, you know?
The monster comes out and then it goes
Dunt-dun-dun

Okay, you ready?
All together now
I wanna hear if they′re in tune


Now wait a minute
Before I came over here somebody told me that the Finnish people were innately withdrawn
That they were shy and that sometimes
Well, people think that they′re really reserved
But if there's something that would just cut ′em loose one time that there was so much pent-up emotion
And warmth and craziness locked inside of each and everyone of you out there
That if you just had a good enough reason, that you would just spew it all over Finlandia Hall

Now, work yourselves into an emotional frenzy
I'm telling you this has to be the music for you
This is the one
This is the big one
This will be your hit single
All you have to do is say
Dunt-dun-dun

You ready?

(Dunt-dun-dun)

Fantastic

One more time

(Dunt-dun-dun)

Dunt-dun-dun
Dunt-dun-dun


A little bit lower now
Dunt-dun-dun
Dunt
Dunt-dun
Dunt-dunt-dun-dun
Dunt
Dunt-dun
Dun

Well, that about wraps it up for tonight, folks
Thanks very much for coming to our concert
We′ll see you later, and
Dunt-dun-dun

Thank you