Episode 4: Business Time Songtext
von Flight of the Conchords

Ohh girl
Tonight we′re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Monday night is my night to cook
Tuesday night, we go and visit your mother
But Wednesday, we make sweet, weekly love

It′s when everything is just right
There's nothing good on TV
You haven't had your after-work social sports team practice, so you′re not too tired
Oh boy, it′s all on

You lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear, like
"I might go to bed now, I've got work in the morning"
I know what you′re trying to say, girl
You're trying to say, "Oh, yeah
It′s business time
It's business time"


It′s business
It's business time
I know what you're tryna say
You′re tryna say, "It′s time for business, it's business time, ooh"
It′s business
It's business time
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah

Then we′re in the bathroom
Brushin' our teeth
That′s all part of the foreplay
I love foreplay
A-chicka-chicka, a-chicka-chicka, a-chicka-chick, ow-ow-ow!
Then you sort out the recycling
That isn't part of the foreplay process, but it is still very important

Next thing you know, we're in the bedroom
You′re wearing that baggy, old, ugly t-shirt you got from your work several years ago
Mmm, you know the one, baby
With the curry stain
Oww, ah

I remove my clothes very, very clumsily
Tripping, sensuously, over my pants
Now I′m naked, except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks
What time it is (ooh)


It′s business
It's business time
You know when I′m down to my socks
It's time for business, that′s why they call 'em business socks, ooh
It's business
It′s business time
Oh, hoo, hoo, oh, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah

Ah, makin′ love (ah)
Makin' love for (ah)
Makin′ love for two
Makin' love for two minutes (ooh, hoo)

When it′s with me, girl, you only need two minutes
Because I'm so intense (ah)
You whisper something sexy, like
"Is that it?"
I know what you′re tryna say, girl
You're tryna say, "Ah, yeah, that's it"
Then you tell me you want some more, well, uh
I′m not surprised
But I′m quite sleepy

It's business
It′s business time
Business hours are over, baby
It's business
It′s business time
Oh, hoo, hoo, oh, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah

Oh, oh, ho, oh, oh, yeah