The Most Beautiful Girl (in the Room) Songtext
von Flight of the Conchords

Cregand, could we bring the lights down a bit?
We′re gonna do one of our slow jams

Looking 'round the room, I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the room
In the whole wide room
And when you′re on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three

Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, "What is she doin'?"
At my mate′s place?


How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave
Ooh, you′re a legend, Dave
I asked Dave if he's gonna make move on you
He′s not sure, I said, "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kind of minds
But I′m gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down to very low, here we go

You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
Ah

You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You′re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model

And then I seal the deal, I do my moves, I dance the robot

Ooh, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo, yeah

It's 12:02, just me and you
And seven other dudes around you on the dance-floor
I draw you near, let's get outta here
Let′s get in a cab, I′ll buy you a kebab

And I can't believe that I′m sharing a kebab with
The most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab
Oh, ho, ho, yeah, yeah


Why don't we leave? Let′s go to your house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow, oh, oh, oh
No, oh, oh, yeah

You′re so beautiful
You're so beautiful
Ooh, you're like one of those girls I′ve definitely been chatting to in the chat rooms

You′re so beautiful
Wild Slut Angel 22 at Yahoo
You're so beautiful like a tree
A nice ceramics or something
Or like a high-class prostitute (a high-class prostitute)
A high-class, high-class

(Ooh, ooh) Ooh, so beautiful
Well, you could be a part-time model
Well, you′d probably still have to keep your normal job
Part-time model
But I can see you at an auto show, dancin' on a car
Part-time model

Ooh, you′re spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time
Next to me
Eh, hee, eh, hee, right next to me, hee, hee

And I suppose, the rest of your time doing your normal job