Albi the Racist Dragon Songtext
von Flight of the Conchords

In the marmalade forest
Between the make believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi, Albi, Albi, Albi
Albi the racist dragon

Part 6

And so all of the villagers
Chased Albi the racist dragon
Into a very cold very scary cave,
And it was so cold and so scary in their,
That Albi began to cry dragon tears:
Which as we all know turn into jelly beans!

Anyway, at that moment, he felt a tiny little hand
Rest upon his tale and he turned around
And who should that hand belong to,
But the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before.


"What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday!"
Grumbled Albi quite racistly.
"No Albi you didn′t kill me with your dragon flames.
I crawled to safety, but you did leave me very badly disfigured."
Laughed the boy.

"Why are you crying so?"
"I'm crying because all of those horrible people
Chased me into this scary cave.
I think it′s because I'm so racist.
Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty."

"No Albi, it′s not because of your racism that they chased you here,
They chased me here to, when I became all disfigured like this.
They just don′t like you and I, because, well,
Because we're different to them"

And that made Albi cry a single tear,
All the colors of the rainbow,
And suddenly, he wasn′t racist anymore.

So they sat in the cave,
And ate bubblegum pie, YUM!
Albi the racist... well not anymore,
Dragon...!