Terminator vs Robocop Songtext
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Robocop versus the Terminator!
Begin!

Freeze!
I suggest you use your right to remain silent
Before I show your Gobot-ass some Detroit violence
I′m like an X-Wing commander 'cause I stay on target
I take over these streets, I got my farmer′s market

I wonder where the Cyberdyne research went
That they couldn't fix your funky Hans and Franz accent
They sent you back to kill a child but he's defeating you still
They should′ve made a time-traveling morning after pill

And I didn′t think I had any feeling left inside me
But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3
I'm Robocop and I got the flow
To beat roided-out C-3P0
I got mic control like alt-delete
Your move, creep


Wrong!
I have detailed files on the conclusion of your trilogy
That movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry
I am T-800 Cyberdyne systems model 101
And I′ll be sweeping up your robot bits like paper clips when I'm done

My rapping attack is a massive dispatch
Of bazookas and gats and grenades
That rapidly bashes your brain
And dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg

We′re not the same
You peel away
My perfect skin you find supercomputers
You look like Krang wearing a cold-pressed juicer

They left off your balls when your suit was created
(I still love you Alex)
Bullshit! Your sex life is terminated!
Based on my detailed analysis on the lyrical structure of battle raps
It's time for your next shit verse and then
I′ll be back


You don't know love
You don't know honor
You only know a programmed robot boner for John Connor
OCP gave me the skills to wreck this
I can′t help it if I′m fresh
It's my prime directive

I′ll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal chords
Then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge

Nice try
But I'm too quick on the draw
What can go wrong for you will, creep
Murphy′s Law

Chill out, dickwad
Your emotions are wrecking your flow
I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode
You′re too slow
I blow more steam in a machine than a barista
It's judgement day baby
Hasta la vista

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