Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking Songtext
von Epic Rap Battles of History

When I apply my battle theory
Minds are relatively blown"
So take a seat Steve
Oops — I see you brought your own!
What's with your voice
I can't frickin tell
You sound like WALL-E
Having sex with a Speak & Spell
I'll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
All your fans will be like
Um that was Hawkward
I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared
Cuz that means Albert E. equals MC squared


You've got no idea what your messin' with here boy
I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants

I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on if you could stand
I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You can't destroy matter or me for serious
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was

There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe
Your mama took the ugly one's and put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making
I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan
While it's true that my work is based on you
I'm a super-computer you're like a TI-82