Napoleon vs Napoleon Songtext
von Epic Rap Battles of History

Gosh, I can′t believe how much of a little bitch you are,
When it comes to world leaders you like literally lowered the bar.
I'll rip your bones apart boneapart, turn your horse into glue,
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo part II.
I′ve got skills, I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson.
You're the ugliest thing that′s ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin.
You can keep keep your French Fries,
I′ve got Tater Tots you gnome,
Why don't you crawl back in your little shell,
Escargot the heck home.


Why don′t you freaking exile yourself
On your little island and hide
Cause this is a rap roller-coaster
You're not even tall enough to ride
I don′t even care
How many like stupid
Prussians you've killed
Cause to me
You′re just the emperor of the lollipop guild

T'as une tête à faire sauter les plaques d'egouts
I′m going to shove your moon boots
Straight up your poop shoot
I′ll whip you so bad
They'll make a virgin meringue
You′re the only type of dynamite
That's never going to bang

Who won?
Who′s Next?

You decide?

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