Mario Bros. vs. Wright Brothers Songtext
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Epic rap battles of history!
The Wright Brothers
Versus
The Mario Brothers
Begin!

We′re the Wright Brothers
And there can't be no other
We don′t wanna cause trouble
Are you looking for your lover?
'Cause your Princess is in our castle, now (Yeah, she's gone)
We stayed up all night playin′ Donkey Kong
Before us, people used to only fly in balloons
You think we′re scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda-woulda-coulda come to lose an extra life
So just "dudda-dudda-dudda" back down in your pipe


It's-a me, Mario!
And Luigi, motha- Ding!
Why don′t you's just get back in your biplane and make out with each other?
Look at these two, their lives must′a been horrible!
Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!
You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh
If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf
You should eat something anyways! Look at you, so skinny
You might fly like a hawk
But you fight like a kitty

We don′t need to fight, we're the fathers of flight
Representin' North Carolina, aiiiight!
We′ll be pressin′ all your buttons like we're the controller
Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something
We′re gonna beat you so fast it's like we′re holding down the B button

We're servin′ up an 8-bit fist
Made to order!
That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters
Like POW
How you like me now?
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Boww--ser!
You'll get pummeled
You′ll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel
We′ve been droppin' ba-bombs since we started this song
Sorry, Wright Brothers, this time ya chose wrong


Who won?
Who′s next?
You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!