Girls, Women & Ladies Songtext
von Ed Bruce

There was only me and her and him
The bar was giving last call, so I thought I′d move on in
And I was slick, feeling like a man
So I took the stool between 'em
And ordered one more round for me, her, and him

I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
Don′t remember what I said, but at the time, it sounded cool
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
She just paid her tab and tipped the man
And left me sittin' there alone with him


He said, "There's girls, and there′s women, and there′s ladies
There's yeses, and there′s noes, and there's maybes
There′s teasin' and pleasin′, they start learnin' when they're babies
There′s girls, and there′s women, and there's ladies"

Well, he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
And he said, "Ain′t they all a mystery?" Sonny, it's a sin
But they′re all sittin' on the world we′re tryin' to win
Ah, but you know I love a mystery
So let's drink another round to you and me and them

He said, "There′s girls, and there′s women, and there's ladies
There′s yeses, and there's noes, and there′s maybes
There's teasin′ and pleasin', they start learnin' when they′re babies
There′s girls, and there's women, and there′s ladies"


There's girls, and there′s women, and there's ladies
There′s yeses, and there's noes, and there's maybes
There′s teasin′ and pleasin', they start learnin′ when they're babies
Oh, there′s girls, and there's women, and there′s ladies
I love all the girls and the women and the ladies