Random Victims, Part 3 Songtext
von Eagles

Just gonna die before we get this track, Susie
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha)
Catch up the whole schedule
Yo, dying
Okay, I am ready
Yeah, let′s do it
I ain't into it anymore
Yeah, let′s go bowling or something
Alright, one
Money-acho
This is it, mono
One track, one time (ha ha)
Straight to the ax

I am a dreamer
You are a dreamer
Let's go on dreaming, I guess


Welcome to another episode of random victims
Okay, first verse is
No, there is four
There is four
Okay
You must have taken a lot
Yeah, you must have liked it a lot

La la la
I call a lot
'Scuse me a moment, fart heads, but I′m trying to fix my snare drum
Oh-we wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
We′d love to wait wait wait wait wait
Everybody wait wait wait wait wait
Everybody everybody everybody
Whenever we got to do a track we wait wait wait wait wait
Whenever we got to do a gig, we wait wait wait wait wait
Oh whenever we got to find someone, we wait wait wait wait wait
We ordered dinner late last night
We wait wait wait wait wait
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
We love to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Everybody now wait wait wait wait wait (some more)
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Oh, rub your belly in oil and rap your head in aluminum foil (wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait)
Aw


I don't like like it anymore
My nerves are fried
My my nerves are raw from drinking and being in love
I don′t need anymore of this music (ah ah)
I'm not as bad as you guys say I am (ah)

Go now, change of part
Change of part again
Beat it
Fix it, do that
Don′t play ba-boop
Yeah, we don't have anything to do now
Do it now
That′s good, do it some more, here we go
Come here, here again, do it some more (ah)

If we do it too good, we'll have to write lyrics to it
Plus, all the all the good fills and everything are in the demo

Ha ha ha ha
No no, we really want it, you want to put that in there

And so we join the winged warriors
As they head for the island of the hidden funk
The story sucks!
Where they would find the seven (dumb story) secret notes
Ever heard before (sucks!)

My grandad's gonna
Texas in a
Cover twenty-four track (ha ha)
A cover two track (ha ha ha)
A cover mono machine

And all you wishing well fools with your fortunes
Someone′s euros

Let me make sure my levels are right here on this forth track
Well? (Ha ha, God, oh man)

Everything is
You noticed
So long as you′re
Fame (ee)
There's something that′s always foreseen
Who knows who may care
You're not like your mother′s (huh-huh)

How was that? (Heeh, huh)

Let's have a little heart to heart
Now look at me and tell me, darling

Mmm
Beep me me me (skrid)
Now look at me and tell me, darling
You′re the only one that I've ever met who could do a good skrid
Thanks
Whynch you, why don't you take a little break? Then your voice′ll clear up
What do you know about it, crater head
What is a
All right
I′m gonna take a break
Where's the chicken?

To light their neon way
Give them things to do
The great and conscious urban masses, with narrow minds and spreading asses (ha ha ha)
I

Billy Frank
Billy Frank, what is that for (Frank)
It′s just a middle name
Frank is that ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Billy Frank
God damn it (ha oh oh)
This record was recorded by Billy Frank
You got your a que
You got your meat locker (ha ha ha ha)
You got your curly hair
You got your band, kinda

I broke my toe
I broke my toe
So I broke my toe
I think I'll make a record with these idiots
I broke my toe

He broke his toe
Yes, he did
Well, he′s broken his toe (heee)
Broke his toe, broke his toe, broke his toe, he broke his toe
He broke his toe
He broke his toe, he broke his toe, he broke his toe
He broke his toe, he broke his toe, he broke his toe, he broke his toe
He broke his toe, he broke his toe, he broke his toe
He broke his toe
Yeah, he broke his toe (he broke his toe)
Thank you! Thank you!
Aw, thank you very much

Okay, are we done yet? (Ha ha)
He broke his toe