I'm Handsome Songtext
von Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My jaw is rugged
My hair is wavy
My eyes they twinkle and shine

I used to be mashed potatoes
Now I′m the gravy
Nobody else is quite this fine

I'm the face
I′m a real ace
Nobody's visual appeal is stronger

I'm the very definition of masculine grace
Take a picture, it′ll last you longer

′Cause I'm handsome!
I′m so good lookin'
I′m easy on the eyes


Don't you know that I′m handsome? (handsome)
I got chiseled features
Try not to look surprised

When you see that I'm handsome! (he's handsome)
I′m a real Adonis
I′m the best you ever saw

I'm handsome (ooh...)
I′m a tall drink of water
Somebody better grab a straw
'Cause I′m handsome! (he's handsome, he′s handsome)

Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome)

Can′t you see that I′m handsome? (handsome)
Get in line ladies! (he's handsome)

′Cause I'm handsome!
I′m a total catch, really
I'm quite fetching (Fetching?)
It′s a word, it is!
It means that I'm handsome!