Funky Ice Dancer Songtext
von DJ REAL

Ice skating partner
Her feet were so hot
Melts the ice with her metal blades
Funky ice dancer, cutting symbols in the ground
Watching the ice turn to water, and make the people mad

(Funky Ice Dancer!)
The people so mad!
(Funky Ice Dancer!)
You got the town mad!
(Funky Ice Dancer!)
Nobody likes you!
(Funky Ice Dancer!)

Funky ice dancer would not fit in
I tried to make the people in the city like her too
But she just messes it up
There is no possible way
And now I′m the one the doesn't like her too


(Funky Ice Dancer!)
You got the town mad!
(Funky Ice Dancer!)
Come on, you got it mad, so mad, so mad
Why′d you have to get the town so mad, so mad?
No one likes you here
How 'bout you go back to where you came from?
Move back, move back
The town agrees with me
Get the hell out
You got the town so mad, so mad

You got the town mad!
(Funky Ice Dancer!)
The people so mad, so mad
Why'd you have to get the town so mad, so mad?
Remember when you said it was impossible
To do a snowplow stop in a curve
And you had to do it in a straight line?
Well I did it all by myself?
Remember when you gave me that poster of Anton Sikharulidze?