99 Bottles Songtext
von Crazy Town

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night, I′ma drink 'em all

Counting the clock, the clock keeps tickin′
That 9 to 5 I gotta fuckin' work for a living
The same routine, the same chair I sit in
The same routine starts to feel like prison
I'm just another slave of your everyday (fuck that)
I love my job so much, I should probably quit
Fuck my bosses, cheatin′ wife, and his ugly kids
All work, no play, that′s no way to live

No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage
Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya
Fuck you, have a nice day
All I need is a cold brew and a jukebox
Smokes and a few shots


99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night, I'ma drink ′em all

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Last call, last call, last call

Oh yeah, c'mon, what you got?
C′mon, what you got?

One or two brews and I feel all right
Two or three brews enjoy the ride
Three or four more woudn't let me drive
′Cause I couldn't walk a straight line if I tried

See I try to get mine, no time to act grownup
See I try to go nuts like cops do for doughnuts
See I bought that hot girl, a vodka, and soda
Walk up to the bartender, this is a holdup

No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage
Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya
Fuck you, have a nice day
All I need is a cold brew and a jukebox
Smokes and a few shots


99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night, I'ma drink ′em all

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Last call, last call, last call

People say I got a drinking problem
But let′s make one thing perfectly clear
I got no problem with drinking
Are you with me?
Are you fucking with me?
Let's go

Oh yeah, c′mon, what you got?
C'mon, what you got?
(99 bottles of beer on the wall)
(99 bottles of beer)
(99 bottles of beer on the wall)
(99 bottles of beer)

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night, I′ma drink 'em all

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Last call, last call, last call

Oh yeah, c′mon, what you got?
C'mon, what you got?
What you got?
What you got?

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
(Get the fuck out of my wall)
(Fucker, get out)