Smack Fast that Fat Snack Songtext
von Cool Cavemen

French fries takin′ a trip to the U.S.
Look into the pot
What's cooking inside?

Looking for the deep fried frog′s legs
Tried to understand
The French paradox

You get up (Breakfast!)
You start your day (Then brunch!)
You must be crazy you eat too much
Afternoon (It's lunch!)
Gotta wait (For dinner!)
Then your favourite is midnight snack

Hurt me you got my soul
Don't like it when you spray your gasoline
Don′t like it like, like it like, like it like that
Hang me by the feet, drop me in the batter and leave me in
Feast on me from my soul to my gore

Fat the fat fast the fatty snack


Why are you so fat and why is everything so large?
Just like the Big Apple
Uncle Sam is overweight and white eagle just can′t fly
Can't fly anymore

You get up (Breakfast!)
You start your day (Then brunch!)
Who wants a glass of fat!
Afternoon (It′s lunch!)
Gotta wait (For dinner!)
You've gone too far, there′s no way back

Hurt me you got my soul
Don't like it when you spray your gasoline
Don′t like it like, like it like, like it like that
Hang me by the feet, drop me in the batter and leave me in
Feast on me from my soul to my gore

Quiche, patate et va bouffer des corn flakes

Just as Otis Redding said
You hurt my feeling and you hurt my heart
I still have one last question
Why do you keep frying everything?


Look at us, we eat horse, rabbit
Frogs, snails, gore, entrails, innards, viscera
Tripes, bowels, genital organs
Pig's head, pig's blood living sea food
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo
And we feel damn good!