Betty Is Convinced That She's a Buffalo Songtext
von Connie Kaldor

Betty is convinced that she′s a buffalo
No one can talk her out of this
Right now she is stampeding in the kitchen
She's bellowing and stamping her fist

She′s thoroughly convinced that she's a buffalo
That's the way she′s acting today
I kinda wish that Betty the buffalo
Was where the deer and antelope play


Now David is convinced that he′s a donkey
Just listen to him bray
He says he's only eating alfalfa sprouts
He′s stubborn about everything today

He's thoroughly convinced that he′s a donkey
A donkey, that's the way it′s going to be
I kinda wish that David the donkey
Wasn't such a donkey with me

Now me I'm convinced that I′m a seagull
Even though I haven′t wings to fly
'Cause all I want to eat today is garbage
Chocolate bars and deep dish apple pie


I′m thoroughly convinced that I'm a seagull
That′s the way I'm acting today
And if I see the Gulf Island ferry
I′m convinced that I will follow it away