Twenty Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac Songtext
von Chris Stuart

I was thumbin′ my way down to Baton Rouge
Standin' on the side of the road
When a car pulled over and a voice cried out
"We′ll take you where you want to go!"
I jumped inside but to my surprise
They were naked as a poor man's toes
It was a tight situation when the whole congregation
Said the devil was in my clothes

Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac
Brothers and sisters shoutin' in the back
Elders in the front choir in the trunk
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac


Well the sermon that morning was on Adam and Eve
And the ways of the dreadful snake
Everybody was clappin′ when the preacher pointed at me
My body began to shake
I threw off my shirt and my shoes and my socks
My jeans and my BVDs
We were all in the nude shoutin′ 'Hallelujah!′
And singing 'Somebody Touched Me′

Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac
Brothers and sisters shoutin' in the back
Elders in the front choir in the trunk
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac

We had the cruise control set to fifty-five
When a Smokey got on our tail
He pulled up beside his eyes got wide
And the siren began to wail
We ran off the road toward the tree of life
Lord the future was looking bleak
We hung on and prayed everybody was saved
Cause we all knew how to turn the other cheek

Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac
Brothers and sisters shoutin′ in the back
Elders in the front choir in the trunk
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac


Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac
Brothers and sisters shoutin' in the back
Elders in the front choir in the trunk
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac

Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac
Brothers and sisters shoutin' in the back
Elders in the front choir in the trunk
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac