Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You) Songtext
von Chef

Thank you very much
I′m Chef
This song is off my second hit album

Two tablespoons of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter, melted
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon

Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They′re big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They′re packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls


Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
′Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat your oven to 350
And give that spoon a lick

Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put ′em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They′re packed full of goodness, high in fiber
Suck on my balls

Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell?
It smell like somethin′ burnin'
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
′Cause I got a sneakin′ suspicion


Oh, man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls!
Help me, my balls' on fire
Help me, baby, my balls is burnin′
Get me some water!
Pour some water on me
My balls is burnin'
Oh, my goodness!
Blow on ′em, blow on 'em, do somethin′!

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
They′re on fire, baby!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)

Put ′em out, baby, blow on 'em
Oh, suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my, red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Come on, baby
Ooh, ooh!
Suck on my balls!

Thank you, thank you