Killer Kat Songtext
von Captain Ambivalent

It was thirty years ago right on this very spot
Thirty coeds slain before the cat was shot
Oh yeah, his bod was never found
In fact some folks say that guy is still around!

But I don′t belive it, come along inside
Just stick with me and baby everything'll be all right
Tonight we′ll have the party of our lives

(What's that?)
(It's just the cat)
(Oh, good.)
(Look out, he′s got a knife!)

Well he′s back
He's a killer
He′s a killer cat
Yes he's back
Killer Diller
He′s a killer cat


Now over there's the chair where killer used to snooze
The dusty broken bowl where killer ate his food
The old abandoned litterbox where killer used to poo

(I thought you said ′abandoned', dude,
this litterbox is USED!)

Well he's back
He′s a killer
He′s a killer cat
Yes he's back
Just like disco
He′s a killer cat

Boogie to the left and boogie to the right
I hear a chainsaw purring in the night
'Cause he′s back!
(Go, tuba!)

Now don't pick up the phone, don′t try to run away,
Don't be making fun of horror film cliches
Don't be nice to mice, don′t hang around with dogs,
Don′t take your clothes off!

But I don't believe it, come along inside
Stick with me and baby everything will be all right
Tonight we′ll have the party of our lives


(Come on, it's just a song!)
(O.K.)
(Hey, wait, what was that noise?)