Haunted by Waffle Houses Songtext
von Captain Ambivalent

I′m haunted by Waffle Houses
Why do they frighten me?
Shining out in the dark they
Beckon enticingly

What price do they demand?
What is their sinister scheme?
I'm haunted by Waffle Houses
At night in my dreams

I′m haunted by Waffle Houses
Wherever I try to flee
They gather down in the south like
Birds or retirees

And all the food is brown
There's pork in every vegetable
I'm haunted by Waffle Houses
Wherever I go


She poured her warmth and sweetness
Out over all the squares but me
She called me ′hon′ as though she meaned it
But she didn't mean it

One time I saw a sign
And it just said, ′ ffle Hou '
But they weren′t fooling me, no no
I found their secret out

Am I just paranoid
Or are they following me
I'm haunted by Waffle Houses
At night in my dreams

At night in my dreams
I see the Waffle Houses
Marching from sea to shining sea
Twenty four hours a day
And open seven days a week
Until there′s no escape
It's like an Alfred Hitchcock scene
I'm haunted by Waffle Houses at night in my dreams...
I′m haunted by Waffle Houses at night in my dreams