Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady Songtext
von Captain Ambivalent

I cruise art galleries just checking out the foxy paintings
They say ′embrace the arts' but when I try they will not let me
Classical, Realist, and Impressionist get the most attention, but
I think I′m falling for a woman in the abstract section... hey

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why won't you look my way?
How can I tell if you look my way?
It's really kind of hard to say ′cause
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why can′t I catch your eye?
I wanna catch your eye and I don't know why
But I′d better move fast 'cause it′s starting to slide down your face


Crazy Picasso eyes look down on me unevenly
Oh, can't you hear a word I′m singing?
Her tiny lips won't smile
She cannot hear she has no ears
Her face would melt a clock
In a painting by another artist... hey!

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why do you look so fine?
I think you've been framed, you oughta be free
So get off the wall and dance with me tonight

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Yeah, yeah, baby

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah