Luigi's Mansion With Lyrics Songtext
von brentalfloss

You've won a mansion, Luigi
Don't question it, it's legit, no bullshit
It may be crumbling and creepy
But much more space than that tiny place you split
Luigi! Hello! Welcome to my hut
I'm Professor E. Gadd! Stop scratching your butt
This mansion appeared in a big puff of doom
And it's dusty as shit; here, take this vaccuum
Your brother gets a world, and a land, and a mouse
He gets a galaxy! You get a f**king house
By the way, he's here, and he's feeling sad
He's stuck in a painting, which is suddenly bad
Come in and join us, Luigi
Maybe you'll make a new friend - a ghoul-friend
Your pants may be full of pee-pee


But once you're in here, the fun will never end
So you get a launch title, make the most out of it!
Get a free mansion, take the ghosts out of it!
I teach you to ghostbust, it's easy enough
Just sucky, sucky, sucky and clean up the white stuff
The mansion isn't real, just go in and suck it up!
The money's real though, so Scrooge McDuck it up!
There's butlers and grannies and babies, so GO!
And if you get scared just yell: "Mario!"
Are you fed up with this tune yet?
It is the one song you hear - yes one. One!
So though it grates at the onset
It won't last long - seven hours and you're done
"Can't I just be in Super Mario Sunshine?"
"No!"