That Fortress Is The Worstest (Bakaneko) Songtext
von Bob’s Burgers

Halt down there!
You shall not- woah!
Oomph, ow
Oh, ahem
Uh, you shall not pass
Bakaneko?
What′s going on?
Louise, I cannot allow you to get to the fortress
What? Why not?
He's so jealous he′s not invited to the fortress, it's pathetic
Because the fortress is an awful place
I mean, who builds a fortress that blocks the sun and makes everything dark and gloomy?
Who does that?
Probably a cool dude


That fortress is the worstest
And I think it's kinda cursedest
You can see it has immersed us in this darkness
(Wow)

I built a beautiful sundeck
Up there in the trees
You could bring a good book there
And feel the gentle breeze
It had a lovely view
Of the vicinity
But then they built that fortress there and ruined it for me


Kill him
What now?
Well, hol-hold on
Look, Bakeneko
Now, you don′t tell me where I can and can′t go in my own fever dream
Why do you want to go there anyway?
Well, if you must know, to be alone
Pfft, that's dumb
You′re dumb
Your face is dumb
My face is not dumb