Michelle’s Farm Songtext
von Beastie Boys

yee haa oh shut up you pig f**ker you′re so ugly.
Adam. you look like a zebra your mother's a zebra
why don′t you get a haircut farm boy?
f**k the chickens I don't like milk
f**k the chickens I don't like milk
barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don′t shoot ′em
they'll do it again f**k the chickens
I don′t like milk f**k the chickenss
I don't like milk farmer joe f**ks a cow
he likes it so much he sucks a sow
now you, everyday I′m going to school.
I wish I could be satisfied, but it's hogwash
f**k the chickens I don′t like milk now
f**k the chickens I don't like milk
Branyard Bob mows the field sees how much wheat will yield
f**k the chickens I don't like milk now


f**k the chickens I don′t like milk
barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don′t shoot 'em
they′ll do it again
and everyday I'm going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude.
but it′s hog wash
f**k the chickens I don't like milk now
f**k the chickens I don′t like milk
barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em
they′ll do it again
f**k the chickens I don′t like milk now
f**k the chickens I don't like milk
f**k the chickens I don′t like milk now
f**k the chickens I don't like milk
now me everyday I′m riding to school
I'm learning a bunch of brainwash It′s hogwash