Cooky Puss Songtext
von Beastie Boys

The shit with this bitch
Yo, I said I′m calling you, B
Yo, B, answer the phone
Yo, B
May I help you?
Yes, what's your name?
Hello?
Hello, man, you got Cookypuss′ number?
Here's my supervisor, he'll help you
Yo, man, where′s the supervisor at?
I-I got the number anyway, baby!
That bitch hang up on me

These pussy crumbs are making me itch!

Ah, Cookypuss, hey!
Ah, Cookypuss
Maybe I should scratch
Cookypuss

Ah, B-E-A-S-T-I-E, go!


My real name is
My real name is

My sister′s name was
Scratch

Cookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch
Oh, cook, cook, cook, cook, oh, cookypuss

And my mother got to call us for dinner

Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo!

Cookypuss
Pussy crumbs? What are pussy crumbs?
Take me home and eat me, yeah!


Bitch, I'll fuckin′ kick her ass, bitch
Hello, Carvel
Yo, man, Cookypuss there?
Who?
Cookypuss, I want to speak to Cookypuss, man!
No, nobody here by that name
Ah, Cooky or Puss then, Cookychic, anybody, man, I want to speak to them!
They're not here
I said, I house ya, where′s Cookypuss at?
Yo, I'm serious, I wanna talk to—yo, man, Cookypuss
Alright let me, let me order one then, let me get one
When do you want it for?
Anytime, man, just like now and shit, you know, that shit now
I′m talkin' now, B, damn bitch hang up
I'll kick your ass, bitch!

Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo!

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