Boyfriend Parody Songtext
von Bart Baker

If I was a black man you would be my hoe
Or maybe an Asian so that we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a cholo
But I′m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo

Saying swag is cool
Now I'll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN

I want to be everything I′m not
That's why I say swag a lot

I wish I was a black man
So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck
I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
But I'm a white Canadian who looks like a lesbo
And it really blows

Yo what′s going on guys, can I hang with you?
Being a minority is all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.


Why the f&ck your whispering
Get the hell out of here, dude

Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!

What′s the deal doc, I was hangin' with my new friends.

I ran some tests, it turns out that you′re a girl, man.

But I'm with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?

Exactly.

That explains why I can′t find my c&ck!
It was just small, I thought.


Turns out I'm your girlfriend.
Because I′m not a bro.
That's why we never had sex.
I got nothing below.
I'm actually a lesbian.
The doctor told me so.
So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
I′ll scissor you for sure.
Now that I know that I′, really a girl, don't wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian.
Wait! I need to come clean. There′s something about me that you don't know.
I am not a Lady, I didn′t wanna say.
They would have kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly
If you're actually a man, does that mean I′m straight?
This is so damn confusing.
I thought that I was gay.
Can we scissor anyway?
Okay.