Somebody's In My Orchard feat Don Randi Songtext
von Ann‐Margret

Somebody′s in my orchard
Picking them my plum tree
Somebody's in my vineyard
Stealing my grapes from me

If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death

Somebody′s is sneaking melons
All from my melon vine
Whoever grab those goodies up
He ain't no friend of mine

If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death

Somebody digs my fig trees
Someone loves honeydew
That someone with that sweet juice
Ain't nothing but bad news


If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death

Mmm, somebody likes persimmons
I see him looking back
He looked at my sweet old cheddar
Listen to his lips smack

If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death

Somebody ate green apples
He got a tummy aching
Somebody shook my a-peach tree
That is the last you′ll shake

If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death

I′ll catch that fat cat
Take my gun and right to death
I'll catch that fat cat
Take my gun and right that theft