Video Revue Songtext
von Animaniacs

Hey, look at this store
There′s movies galore
We've seen them a thousand times over before
And that′s why our brains don't work anymore
The Player is a movie about finding fresh new scripts
Like Rambo 3, and Rocky 5, and Star Trek Number 6
Eva joined with Zsa Zsa and they formed a Sister Act
But both were Unforgiven because neither one could act
The Hand That Rocked the Cradle once belonged to Hook, you see
But it got bored and so it joined The Addams Family
Amadeus was a genius
Beethoven was a dog
The Muppet Family Christmas is about a pig and frog
There was a sled named Rosebud and a citizen named Kane
He rode it 'til the snow was melted, now he′s Singing in the Rain
The Pricess Bride got married to the handsome Prince of Tides
Which now makes her dad, The Fisher King, the Father of the Bride
And pretty soon you′ll find them all inside the TV guide
Along with all the stars you like to see
Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone
Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy
Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorsese
Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia
Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia
Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford
Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford
Jack Nicholson, Brando, and Marilyn Monroe
And that's all the people we know
We′re glad the dinosaur is gone
He was an easy mark
But if we ever miss him
We can rent Jurassic Park
So when it comes to clunkers like The Babe or like Presidio
Don't pay $7.50
Just catch ′em on home video
As for us, it's bye-bye time
So long, now toodle-oo
We′ve had quite enough of this video revue