I Invented That Songtext
von Alaska Thunderfuck feat. Jackie Beat

These young bitches owe me everything
I′m like the Thomas Edison of Drag
Who's that?
I should′ve fucking trademarked my makeup
Your make up is terrible

Singing live?
I invented that
Big hair
I invented that
Shaved brows?
I invented that
Giant lips?
Invented that


Rocking nails
I invented that
Lower lashes
That was me
Ladies shoes
You're looking at her
Doing Drag?
Invented that

Have your fun
Cause it's all been done
I invented that

It′s plain to see
You′re all mopping me
I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I invented that
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I invented that

Serving it
I invented that
Throwing shade
I invented that
Phoning it in
I invented that
Aids jokes
Yup


Backfat
What did you say?
Hairy shoulder
Excuse me?
Thunder thighs
Oh wtf?
Sasquatch feet
You're gonna die

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I invented that
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I invented that

I invented that
I invented that
I invented that
I invented that

But what about Divine?
Bitch stole from me all the time
What about Lady Bunny?
That man′s not even funny
What about Dame Edna?
I'm gonna ignore what you just saidna
What about RuPaul?
Let me ask my lawyer
Mhm, right, ok
Ask me again
What about RuPaul?
I′ve no problem with her at all
Girl, take it easy

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I invented that
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I invented that

I invented that
I invented that
I invented that
I invented that