Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz Songtext
von Aaron Daniel Jacob

Turn! Yield! Halt!
If you fail you′ll know who's at fault
Of a vehicular assault
As you′re doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz

Gas! Shift! Brake! (ooh...)
Drinking coffee's a big mistake
Try not to plunge into ze lake
When you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz (Driving Test Waltz)

Use two hands when you steer her
Then check in ze mirror
What you see may be nearer
Don′t lay on ze horn!


See ze traffic cop bossing
Pedestrians crossing
Never drive when you′re flossing
You'll wish you weren′t born!

Belt your self
Only way to protect your health
Leave your friends all your hard-earned wealth
If you croak when you're boldly embarking
And parallel parking
And acing ze written-
Look out for that kitten!
No time for high-fiving
You′re barely surviving
The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz!