Two Girlfriends Songtext
von 3OH!3

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I used to have two girlfriends
now I got none.
Cause my number two girl
found out about one.
Two girl friends
now I got none.
Cause my number two girl
found out about


Yeah, Yeah, I′m back again.
Throw a hashtag in front of the trend.
Huffing and Puffing so let me in
I just need a little bit of medicine.
Oh no, strap on my sneakers.
you don't need to play
watch from the bleachers.
Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures.
Clutch that ball, I will beat cha′.
I'm sorry, I gotta do this here
but you hang with dicks
like a pubic hair.
With an icy stare
got it worse than my deuce.
Got me rock hard
shootin' off ′zooka.
Yeah, Yeah, I said it to.
This is like no edit; undo.
What the fuck did I get myself into?

(Wish I knew)


It ain′t over till' the fat lady sings
and Adele ain′t on this track.
Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've.
Black and Yellow
Bourbon Mustard.
Not even just a little bit flustered
write it all down on the way to the bus stop.
Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut
thinking to myself "Oh my god, it′s America!"
Haha, this is blasphemy.
Get away with it
like Casey Anthony.
Mixed in chemicals
this is alchemy.
Drunk as fuck
hold a kid off the balcony.
Zombie Killer.
Manilla envelope
being dragged in the middle.
Girlfriend sitter

I'm a high space shitter.
What?

I said I′m back
Lindsay Lohan.
Watch me ride this track
no hands.
Cause' I've been on the bike.
Been around the block
like every other night.
Yeah, till′ the sun burns out.
Zombie style
Words out our mouth.
Dead
and I′ll leave em' squirming.
No protection
Rick Santorum.
Haha, Damn near wrecked em′.
Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum
You'll be, bleeding out your eardrum.
Like "Goddamn I couldn′t even hear them
Coming."
Yeah, we hut the ground running.
Goddamn now ain't that something.
I used to have two girls
now I got nothing.