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von FiNCH

‘Cause there’s a simple reason for everything
Everything’s fine as long as the canned beer still tastes good

With my big fat beer belly, she doesn’t want me (man)
She’d rather sleep with Mohammed from McFit (figures)
He can’t even speak proper German, but he’s taking our cash (all of it)
And I’ve got aching legs and back from hard labor (oh, no doubt)

I saw something on Facebook the other day
Guys walking around like women, you couldn’t make this up (disgusting)
I don’t whine like a woman, no, I drink like a man (yeah)
And I’ve never in my life called that chocolate thing a "foam kiss" (never)

No one tells me what to do, least of all the state
And whoever says otherwise is paid by the ones upstairs (against Merkel)
Only the ones you can vote for, I know what I’m talking about
Man, the truth is on Telegram


Life is so easy when you’re dumb
‘Cause there’s a simple reason for everything
Everything’s fine as long as the canned beer still tastes good
Life is so easy when you’re dumb
‘Cause you get it when you click around for just three seconds
Everyone else is an idiot, they’re dumb, only you are right

I’ve done something for climate change (hehe)
I race the 400 meters to the discount store in my diesel (yeah)
And even if I pay 20 marks per liter (so what?)
I’d rather die than drive an electric car (yeah)

On my grill (what?) there’s only steak (delicious)
No green garbage, ‘cause that was never alive
Real strong men just wanna drink, smoke, and fuck (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And they’ll never in their lives watch women’s football (never)

They should ban that, if you ask me (yeah)
And whoever says otherwise is paid by the ones upstairs (like Böhmermann)
Only the ones you can vote for, I know what I’m talking about
Man, the truth is on Telegram

Life is so easy when you’re dumb
‘Cause there’s a simple reason for everything
Everything’s fine as long as the canned beer still tastes good
Life is so easy when you’re dumb
‘Cause you get it when you click around for just three seconds
Everyone else is an idiot, they’re dumb, only you are right


Life is so easy when you’re dumb
‘Cause you get it when you click around for just three seconds
Everyone else is an idiot, they’re dumb, only you are right
Life is so easy when you’re dumb