Just A Friend Songtext
von Your Favorite Martian

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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin′ to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin′ with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused"


I started throwin' bass, she started throwin′ back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don′t, I only have a friend"

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he′s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he′s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he′s just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn′t be no crime
′Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Axel, DeeJay, but Benatar′s whack

So forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin′, getttin' familiar
Spendin′ a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat


After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin′
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin′ was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he′s just a friend"

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he′s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he′s just a friend, oh baby

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event

So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, f--k! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin′ my girl in the mouth
I was so in shock my heart went down south

So please listen to the message that I send
Don′t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he′s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he′s just a friend