My Balls Songtext
von Your Favorite Martian

Baby girl, you left me
Oh no, we broke up
And it′s been a while since we last spoke
But I need another chance, can you give me that?
'Cause there′s something in my pants that'll win you back

I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you′d never call
But girl, you ain′t seen my balls


(Balls)
You ain't seen my balls
You ain′t seen my balls
(Balls)
You ain't seen my balls
You ain′t seen my balls
(Balls)
You ain't seen my balls
You ain′t seen my balls
(Balls)
You ain't seen my balls
(Oh, I know you ain't seen ′em)

My balls are so awesome, don′t get me started
They're so damn big
How big are they?
They′re so big, it's really obnoxious
It′s like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers
They're so big I can′t hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like "Man, those are fat"
They′re so big they′ll run over your feet
That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep

And how can I be subtle
When my balls chased Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps tellin′ me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy
In fact, when you see ′em on the street
They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
I′m guessin' soon you'll be hopin′ I′m back
'Cause my balls are so big, they got an opening act


(Balls)
You ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls)
You ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls)
You ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls)
You ain't seen my balls
(Oh, I know you ain′t seen ′em)

My balls are so epic and I ain't boastin′
But they have an effect on the tides and the ocean
And when the sun's right, they might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls
And these things are where it′s happening
And when I whip 'em out, you′ll take me back again
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
Now excuse me, I'm on the chorus

And I, I got what you need
And you said you′d never call
But girl, you ain′t seen these balls

I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you′d never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls
You ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
You ain′t seen my balls
You really need to see these balls

(Balls)
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You ain′t seen my balls, you ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain′t seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You ain′t seen my balls
No, you ain′t seen these balls