8-Bit World Songtext
von Your Favorite Martian

Man, I feel like we live in a life of Nintendo
′Cause reality's such a hassle
Sometimes I even find my princess in another castle
I should ask Dr. Mario for medicine
Maybe hit up Little Nemo for a sedative
And slip into a Final Fantasy until the sequels get repetitive

You know I′ll never let this stack up against me, Tetris
Some call me Pac-Man, maka-maka-maka
'Cause I eat these spirits for breakfast
And if my game ain't startin′
Baby, feel free to blow on my cartridge
Alcohol makes everything so pixelated when you party in a

8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world
8-bit, 8, 8, 8-bit world (Ah)
8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world
8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world (Ah)


8-bit world (You know we livin′ in a)
8-bit world (We're side scrollin′ in this)
8-bit world (Collectin' coins in a)
8-bit world (We′re next level)

Nowadays, my life's so complicated
My TV′s 3-D, not pixelated
The music's for free and 5, 6, 7, 8-bit
Plug me in, you ain't even gotta say shit
Hittin′ all my neighbors in Mercedes, OK, they annoyed
Ask me why I do it, ′cause I'm all about the Paper Boy
Let me know that I am just the illest villian they employed
Let me slow it down, slow it down with the illest noise

Damn girl, you kinda made my screen froze
Take you to my d-pad, show you who′s the hero
Give you all the recap, got a Metal Gear flow
'Cause I′m so solid, my whole team brolic
Came to L.A. man, now I gotta dodge her
You ain't gonna make it in these streets like Frogger
I′m on YouTube, like a blogger
You heard me, groupies wanna blow, Kirby


8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world
8-bit, 8, 8, 8-bit world (Ah)
8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world
8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world (Ah)

8-bit world (You know we livin' in a)
8-bit world (We're side scrollin′ in this)
8-bit world (Collectin′ coins in a)
8-bit world (We're next level)

I drink until I feel like Tyson punched me out
And until these chicks get sick of us
I′ll collect hearts like Kid Icarus (Woo!)
Hey Princess, did I tell ya
I'm gonna be the next Legend of Zelda?
I′m gonna be the one making noise
A real Mega Man amongst Paper Boys

I take these ploys, lay them out
Tell them, "See you later"
Haters getting in my face so
I'ma call ′em Space Invaders
Once I get her, I'ma take her
Y'all say that this is luck, son?
They don′t ever shoot me down (down), Duck Hunt

8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world
8-bit, 8, 8, 8-bit world (Ah)
8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world
8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world (Ah)

8-bit world (You know we livin′ in a)
8-bit world (We're side scrollin′ in this)
8-bit world (Collectin' coins in a)
8-bit world (We′re next level)

8-bit world, 8-bit world