If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? Songtext
von Wheeler Walker Jr.

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a
Class, are now hitting me up for a backstage pass
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?
Tuggin′ me, fuckin' me, suckin′ my dick, till my balls run dry
Women I never met whippin' their tits out, so why am I cryin'?
They′re slingin′ their pussies when they hear I'm around
Well if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?
Meet a girl at the show, and I hand her a pic,
And before we shake hands, she starts suckin′ my dick
Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground


So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?
Beatin' me, beatin′ me, fuckin' me raw, till my dick gets sore
One girl is leavin′,
There's two more outside, that just walk through the door
Now I've learned to eat pussy while I′m wearin′ a frown
So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down? ...
Lickin' me, stickin′ me dick in your puss, 'till the sun comes up
Ladies I never met sendin′ me texts, sayin' they wanna fuck
Girls suck on my nuts while they are reachin′ around
So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?
Why am I down?