Redneck Shit Songtext
von Wheeler Walker Jr.

American by birth and southern by the grace of god
Means that everything I do, I do it right
New York and California, you can go and have your fun
But down here I got a list of what I like
Eating tater tots and pussy
Sucking mountain dew and tits
Kicked my grandpa in his nut sack
Then I suck my bosses dick
Fucked my cousin in her asshole
Before I finish on her tits
Then I shoot my neighbors cat
I love that redneck shit

You can make your jokes at us and giggle you all you want
But my friends and me man we don't give a lick
If you can read this, then the bitch fell off
Thats a sticker on a bike sure
But its also a tattoo inked on my dick


Takin pictures of my mama while she's trying to take a shit
Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and laugh when they get hit
Pull my pecker out in Walmart then I pop my sister's zit
Jackin off my neighbor's dog
I love that redneck shit

People think we're crazy man they think we're all insane
take a visit and I swear you'll never leave
You can stay at grandma's house
She'll cook you up some country ham
And after dinner you can nibble on her beave
Meet a biddy at the swap meet
then I fucked her for a bit
Shoved a dildo up my asshole
Just to see if it could fit
Buy a bunch of nudie magazines
The ones that show the clit
then I tug my brothers butt
I love that redneck shit

Redneck shit