Go Big or Go Home Songtext
von Wheeler Walker Jr.

Woo, woo woo woo
Woo, woo woo woo
You′ve been striking out chugging out the pond
Now you're freaking out cuz they said last call
All the light weight girls are getting gone
But trust me son those ain′t the ones you want

Say goodbye to them little size 2's
You need a girl that's bigger than you

Don′t want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one thats round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You′re bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go —

Woo, woo woo woo
Woo, woo woo woo


Buddy it's time you face the facts
You′re an out of shape middle age worthless sack
So who are you to say she ain't a 10
You′re a 3 at best and it's 2 AM

If you want a girl to nibble on your meat
Go find you one who knows how to eat

Don′t want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that's round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go —

Woo, woo woo woo
Woo, woo woo woo

What ya waiting on, go on and pick her up
Even if ya gotta use a pick up truck
That′s a whole lot of woman you′re taking home

Pound for pound it pretty much a threesome
Oh come on Chris we got a mathematician here


Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that′s round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go home
Go big or go —

Woo, woo woo woo
Woo, woo woo woo
Woo, woo woo woo
Woo, woo woo woo

Woo!