No Time to Be Sober Songtext
von Uncle Kracker

Oh, what day is it? Man

I′m at my local Winn Dixie, feeling kinda risky
'Cause I forgot my surgical mask
And it seems the town is with me
′Cause man the looks are shifty
I get from every person I pass (excuse me, oops,sorry)
I'm just here to stock up on spirits
And get a few things for my home
So please could someone tell me
Why all the toilet paper's gone?

This ain′t no time to be sober
This ain′t no time to be sober
There's a time and place to hide your face
And I got nothin′ but time to waste
This ain't no time to be sober


I′ve had my fill of Zoom meetings
Emotional eating since five o'clock
′Til arriving 'round noon (just no time)
And I swear this paranoia, man, it can destroy ya
Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through
I′m like six feet from my sanity, just trying to get back
And figure out why Carole Baskin fed her husband to that cat

This ain′t no time to be sober
This ain't no time to be sober
There′s a time and place to hide your face
And I got nothin' but time to waste
This ain′t no time to be sober

I used to crack a beer and throw on CMT
But now I'm sipping vodka with the CDC and

This ain′t no time to be sober (this ain't no time to be sober)
This ain't no time to be sober
There′s a time and place to hide your face
And I got nothin′ but time to waste
This ain't no time to be sober

I do believe we should share cheer
But I′ll do mine from over here and
This ain't no time to be sober
I can′t wait 'til it′s over