Tom Hanks Is An Asshole Songtext
von Trevor Moore

In 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally handicapped for six straight weeks.
He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards.
Then after he won an Oscar he called the Down Syndromed actor,
Who played Corky on the TV show life goes on and said;
"Now who′s retarded?" Then he said "you are." and he hung up on him.

Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.

Tom Hanks's manager sent him a script for a movie,
About a lawyer who got fired from his prestigious law firm in Philadelphia because they found out he had aids.
Tom Hanks read the script over the weekend and called his manager first thing monday morning,
Telling them he′d do the film... because it was the funniest thing he'd ever read.


Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.

In 2005 an intern of one of Tom Hanks' agents made fun of him at a Hollywood party.
Tom Hanks found out and threatened to leave the agency and go somewhere else.
The intern was fired and his agents begged Tom to stay.
Tom said that it wasn′t enough and he didn′t feel he could trust them any more.
His agents pleaded with him, asking what they would have to do to prove they were still loyal.
He said "kill Heath Ledger."

Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Tom Hanks is an asshole.