Bankers Dilemma Songtext
von Tim Barry

Yeah i lost my job today
And that′s worth celebrating
Yeah i lost my job today
And that's worth celebrating
I ain′t working no more
So credit companies - take warning

I went and blew off my mortgage today
And that's worth celebrating
Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today
And that's worth celebrating
And in 3 months they will foreclose
So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying


And when i go, no one will know
I′ll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
And when i go, there won′t be no trail to follow
Just a lingering sense of relief
And a crap ton of empty bottles

Yeah, i went and stole my car today
And that's worth celebrating
Yeah, i stole my car
And that′s worth celebrating
I ain't paying that interest no more
And this thing′s steady rolling
Matter of fact, i ain't paying none of ya′ll back

And when i go, no one will know
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
Just a lingering sense of relief
And a crap ton of empty bottles