Shoehorn With Teeth Songtext
von They Might Be Giants
Shoehorn With Teeth Songtext
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
′Cause he knows there's no such thing
He asks a girl
If they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn′t get nervous
She's not really there
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there′s no such thing
Tour the world
In a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
′Cause he knows there's no such thing
What′s the sense in ever thinking 'bout the tomb
When you′re much too busy returning to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there′s no such thing
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
′Cause he knows there's no such thing
He asks a girl
If they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn′t get nervous
She's not really there
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there′s no such thing
Tour the world
In a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
′Cause he knows there's no such thing
What′s the sense in ever thinking 'bout the tomb
When you′re much too busy returning to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there′s no such thing
Writer(s): John S. Linnell, John C. Flansburgh Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
