The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) Songtext
von The Wurzels

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something′s telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you′ve got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let′s get together
In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres
An′ you got fortythree
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I′ll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha


I'll stick by you, I′ll give you all that you need
We'll ′ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin′
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An′ I'll give you the key
Come on now let′s get together
In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An′ I'll give you the key

Ooaah she′s a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it′s a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I′ll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I′ll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony


I got twenty acres
An′ you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I′ll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I′ll give you the key
Now that we′me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I′ll give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can′t wait to get me 'ands on your land